HELP! My bedroom wall is talking to me!

okay what you do I will give you some of my options sorry for not replying sooner for I didn't see it till now with my "extremely active" SMODERSHIP work going on!

1. Get a gun aim at the noise, take safety off, pull trigger, after smoke clears listen for noise if persistent keep firing till it goes away.

2. Failing that or rather can't source a gun or bow try some matches? burn the little feller out! kerosene on the wall a match... Its all you need!

3. Get an alarm clock and set it for 5 o-clock and then when it goes of it'll scare the bird away so it won't wake you up!

4. Hit the wall a few times with some solid whacks and scream at it till your lungs are sore and promise him if he doesn't GET LOST then your gonna strangle him alive... Maybe work....

5. Take the wall pannel off if its gib and glue then bad luck...

6. Call an exterminator

7. Buy some earplugs

8. Sleep in a different room

9. Sleeps overrated anyway

10. Getting up early is healthy

11. Go to bed earlier

12. Ask someone else

13. Get better advice

14. Tried dynamite?

15. Bulldozer

16. Mini Nuke... failed? Try a proper one!

17. get a small piece of wire and hold it in your hand for 15 seconds then spin in a 340 degree circle stop breathe 15 times, hold your breath for 11 heartbeats, do a handstand, clap your hands 15 times, take 3 paces forward, stop turn 90 degrees to your left, stomp your left foot, stomp your right foot twice, clap your hands again, go drink some water, eat half slice of chocolate fudge browny, throw the other half at the wall where the noise is coming from. Problem solved! 100% success rate guaranteed

19. try option 18 success guaranteed!

20. Consult a botanist for further ideas

Disclaimer: in the event #17 fails I take no responsibility because it's obviously because you didn't follow the instructions exactly

Shawtgun! O_O Definitely!

well tell them the animal was shooting at you then!

a squirrel? or a racoon... or an possum (however you spell that!) i agree, tell them that the animal started shooting you and fire away! not at it... but around it to scare it off, lolz.

lol

an opossum, we just call them a possum in NZ though cause they pests... Just like every other Aussie animal...