The Bad Advice Game

This is just like "Would you ___ with me" except with a twist of awesome in it.

Q: My turtles are escaping!

huh So I have to post what whould I do?

like

A: Turn the stove on and pull out a pot!

harhar!

Q: My dog is straying...

Ouch, poor turtleses! ;^; But yes, that's right...

A: put an invisibility cloak over him, tie a mini-video cam to his collar, and watch hilarity ensue.

Q: I can't type quickly anymore!

A: haha cause I froze yer fingers!

Q: I'm tired!

(Angel I don't know HOW you manage it but somehow you come up with the most COOLest games to play on here!)

A: So go get an ice-pack on your head to stop the ensuing headache and keep right along posting! (O.o Now is THAT bad advice, or WHAT??)

Q: I just burnt the pan!

(I think of none of this! I stole these from other forums, but I'm thinking about posting a few threads of mine up (unlikely to be successful))

A: Continue cooking, but don't forget to grease the pan with oil first!

Q: TOTORO JUST ATE MY TURTLES OH NO

A: WHAT is a Totoro but anyway, don't worry about it the turtles were getting too old anyway, use this to your advantage and go and buy some new ones XD!

Q: I just made a hideous mistake and don't know what to do about it :/

(GASP! You don't know Totoro?!?!?!)
A: Cover it up with a huge messy glob of white-out!

Q: My best friend's mad at me! 0_0

A: Tell them to chill it's could be far worse. Life goes on.

Q: I unleashed a killer bug that is wiping through the internet.

A: Spray some pesticide on your computer screen^^

Q: Someone's drowning! What should I do?!

A: Go in after them, slowly as you can.

Q: My neighbor's dog is annoying, how should I get rid of it?

A: The cute cuddly little rottweiler just wants some love. Go give it a BIIIIG hug.


Q: I can't think up anything!!11!!

A: Then go and smoke some crack!

Q: I'm going to a party!

A: Make sure you don't forget to wear your policeman outfit, I've heard that's all the rage these days.

Q: ..."Bouncing" mushrooms are stalking Bunnykiller...

A: Get out the frying pan! I'm sure that'll scare them away!

Q: There is a gangster on the sidewalk I'm walking along!