Random Vending Machine

The game is very simple.

I say coin, and then the next person say what I get, it can be anything.

Player 1.

Coin

Player 2.

You get a Spork

Coin

Player 3.

You get pwned

Coin

...

So, I'll start:

COINAGE

You get humiliated

Coin

You get a flying ape that likes to eat brainz

COINAGE

you get a missionary of the gods

((cant you put in items other than coin? that's how it is on other forums))

i put in a orange soda

You receive a loud and rather obnoxious belch, which the American audience loves.

I insert a sheep.

you get a splat

i insert Harold the flying sheep

You receive one ticket which may be redeemable at a local Dairy Queen for a free Blizzard.

I insert an ice cream bar.

you get a brain freeze

i insert Fenrir the key blade

You get banned for life

I insert a gold coin

You get killed for using coins

I insert Richard the Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the Undead, Lord of the Dance, and mayor of a little village up the coast which is quite scenic in spring

you get caught in the middle of a war


I insert

You get

I put a paper with a picture of a shiney coin into the machine

you get a 50 cal bullet to da face!!

i put in your headless corpse

you get his head

I put in a block of cheese

You receive a string of cheese.

I insert said string.